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November 6, 2003
She Ought to Just Call His Bluff

You'd think this was a lawyer joke -- and it is -- but it's apparently also real:

Jerusalem - An Israeli lawyer tried but failed to legally bind his wife to have sexual intercourse with him twice a day, the country's top-selling daily reported on Wednesday.

The Yediot Aharonot said that the lawyer, whose name was not disclosed, filed a petition to a court demanding his wife commit herself in writing to having sex with him "every morning and every night".

The lawyer, who complained his wife had wrongly accused him of attempting to force her into sexual relations and of beating her, also demanded that she comply "under no pressure whatsoever".

The court ruled the petition was not receivable.

Yeah, right, twice a day every day. Sounds like a typical guy ... who's having delusions of adequacy. If I were the wife, I would have said, "But Your Honor, I would like a definition and standard of performance on his part as well. Two pumps and a tickle may be time-efficient, but it's hardly what I call performance, if you get my drift." Because, let's face it, if this world-class creepo had any skill whatsoever in the sack as well as in the marriage, he wouldn't have to go crying and whining to a judge to get his own wife to give him some loving. (via Electric Venom)

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at November 6, 2003 7:06 PM

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