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December 15, 2003
Meryl Yourish Scoops Time Magazine

As I posted earlier, Time Magazine has published an account of the preliminary interrogation of Saddam "Peace! Peace!" Hussein. However, as we often see in the blogosphere, one of our peers has gotten the rest of the story. Meryl Yourish has the transcript:

U.S.: How are you?

S.H.: I am sad because my people are in bondage.

U.S.: Would you like a glass of water?

S.H.: If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?

U.S.: Well, how 'bout a beer, then?

S.H.: Okay, but only if it isn't that Zionist beer. I will drink, but I will still be sad because my people are in bondage.

U.S.: So tell us where you're hiding the weapons of mass destruction.

S.H.: Weapons of mass destruction? We have no weapons of mass destruction. Iraqis are too sad to operate such weapons, because we are a people in bondage.

U.S.: Dude, that is getting so tired already. Can't you come up with a new line?

S.H.: You see what I mean? Iraqis cannot even use their own words about being a people in bondage, we are such a people in bondage.

Read the rest, if you can keep from doing spit-takes from laughing out loud. (But who can do spit-takes when my people are into bondage? er ... in bondage?)

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at December 15, 2003 12:44 PM

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