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March 2, 2004
You're All Winners, But Some More So Than Others

Thanks to everyone who entered Friday's caption contest! I had a lot of great responses, which everyone can see in the comments section of the original post. I'd tell you that every one of you is already a winner, but the Captain doesn't want to clean up after the massive bout of seasickness that would surely follow ...

Here are the winners:

Captain's Favorite: Bryan

If I pretend to be napping, maybe I won't have to speak to that commoner.

You Have The Conn #1: Dorkafork

John Kerry tries to pry open his eyelids as rigor mortis sets in...again.

You Have The Conn #2: Linda

Presidential candidate, John Kerry, is suddenly struck by the fact that he is not drawing better looking volunteers.

You Have The Conn #3: Dean Esmay

Sen. Kerry wistfully remembers his days portraying Lurch on The Addams Family.

Don't forget to check back again on Friday, when I'll have the next photo begging for your captions!

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at March 2, 2004 8:08 PM

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