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March 24, 2004
Captain's Caption Contest #4 Winners

If you all have "Stand By Your Man" by Tammy Wynette playing in the background, we can announce the Caption Contest winners, as selected by Linda from Auterrific -- a great blog, and one you should definitely visit, by the way.

Here's the picture:

And the winners --

Captain's Award:

Senator Kerry comforted an unidentified patient at the Central Vermont Medical Center where he unveiled his Mental Health Initiative.

Posted by Jim at March 21, 2004 10:57 PM

You Have The Conn #1:

Don't worry Howard I learned this in a teamwork seminar. Fall back and I promise I will catch you. Trust me!

Posted by N.E. Republican at March 20, 2004 03:30 PM

You Have The Conn #2:

That's right, Howie, hold that position. Steady....steady... Now, on the count of three say "Welcome to WalMart!"

Posted by spd rdr at March 22, 2004 06:54 AM

You Have The Conn #3:

The Secret Service guys say they have an opening available

Posted by J_Crater at March 23, 2004 12:20 PM

Report to Sick Bay (On The Double):

I'm your daddy...b@#ch

Posted by Goerge Soros at March 20, 2004 10:37 PM


They say that behind every great man is a great woman. I don't know what to say about this picture, then:
I don't see any men in the picture...

Posted by andy at March 23, 2004 05:59 PM

Thanks to everyone for all the great entries -- and come back on Friday, when we'll have our next Captain's Caption Contest!

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