Drum roll please! Here are the winners of Captain's Caption Contest #9 (say that 5 times fast) and the photo that inspired them:

The Whiskey Award: Bryan

John Kerry models the Nuance Cycle 2004, the only bicycle that advances and retreats at the same time, allowing the rider to go nowhere very quickly.

Most popular entry: Bob Hawkins

(voiceover): "I'm George Bush, and I approved this ad."

Obscure Dean Trivia Award: Peyton Randolph

"Thank goodness that Howard Dean fought so hard for these bike paths! His courageous battle reminds me of my time in Vietnam, where I served in combat, you know."

Voter solicitation award: Mike

John Kerry courts the "Tour de France" dads.

Ain't That the Truth: Shiroi Norite

John Kerry engages in another ploy to keep people from paying attention to his Senate record.

Most likely to come from Kerry: Jim S
I didn't choose this color scheme - it was my speechwriters.

Thanks to everyone who entered! I had a great time choosing the winners and am already looking forward to seeing Captain Ed's next photographic challenge.

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