It's Friday, so it must be time for another Captain's Caption Contest! This week's entry comes from Ann's Fuse Box, which delved deep into the Kerry web site to come up with this winner:

It recalls to mind the famous poem of Clarke Van Ness:

'Twas an evening in October, I'll confess I wasn't sober,
I was carting home a load with manly pride,
When my feet began to stutter and I fell into the gutter,
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Then I lay there in the gutter and my heart was all a-flutter,
Till a lady, passing by, did chance to say:
"You can tell a man that boozes by the company he chooses,"
Then the pig got up and slowly walked away.

But that seems rather long for a caption, so why don't you all just come up with something better? You have until Tuesday, June 15 at 6 PM CDT to enter your best captions in the Comments section of this post for Ann to guest-judge this week. (NO e-mail -- e-mailed entries will be shredded, toasted, tossed over a plate of escargot, and swallowed by Michael Moore in one smooth motion. Trust me: I'd take a picture, Jon, but I don't have the requisite wide-angle lens.) Enter as often as you like, no purchase necessary, tax and title belong to CQ, winners need not be present, and as always, bribes are most welcome ...

BUMP 6/12 ...

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COMMENTS CLOSED! Thanks for a lot of great entries, and my apologies for cutting it off about 20 minutes early -- but I have to head out for a couple of hours. Ann will be reviewing the entries and I'll post the winners tonight or tomorrow morning!

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