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July 13, 2004
Iran: It's The Yahoods, We Tell Ya

The Iranian mullahcracy injected a little conspiratorial nonsense into the diplomatic debate over terrorism this morning with an assertion that Muslims couldn't possibly be capable of kidnapping and beheading foreign nationals in Iraq. However, they do claim to have solved the mystery:

Iran's Supreme Leader said on Tuesday he believed the United States and Israel, rather than Muslims, were behind the kidnapping and killing of foreign nationals in Iraq.

"We seriously suspect the agents Americans and Israelis in conducting such horrendous terrorist moves," the official IRNA news agency quoted Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei as saying in a meeting with visiting Singaporean Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong.

"(We) cannot believe that the people who kidnap Philippine nationals, for instance, or beheaded U.S. nationals are Muslims."

That must be it! The Jews and the Americans --who, after all, are nothing but puppets of the Jews -- must secretly be forming their own beheading squads, invoking the name of Allah and posting snuff films to well-known Islamist web sites, so that they can undermine the Iraqi government that we installed ... no, wait ...

OK. We're actively beheading the citizens of countries that wouldn't support our efforts in Iraq -- no, wait, that's not right ...

Ah! Beheading Americans and citizens of friendly countries helps America and the Jews because it convinces more countries to send help to Iraq ... nah, that can't be it ...

Now I've got it. Iranian mullahs are lunatic, paranoid liars who probably could be convinced into thinking that the Jews secretly control everything, including themselves, and have a lower collective IQ than the first OJ jury.

Somehow I think the last suggestion is closest to the truth.

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at July 13, 2004 5:09 AM

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