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I know it's still Sunday evening, but we've already received the list of winners from this weekend's Captain's Caption Contest! You may think that with results this quick that guest judge Chumley Wonderbar from Plastic Hallway has jumped the gun. Well, if so, he's not the only one:
Here are Chumley's picks:
Captain's Award ("I'm Perfect" Kerry) -- Steverino:
I didn't miss that clay pigeon. I don't miss. That son-of-a-bitch Secret Service agent got in my way.
You Have The Conn #1 ("Whiny Bitch Injury Faker" Kerry) -- Jim S:
Ouch! Hammer hurt my thumb. Purple Heart! Purple Heart!
You Have The Conn #2 ("Flip Flop" Kerry) -- Duke DeLand:
I actually DID vote for gun control... Before I voted against it!
You Have The Conn #3 ("Vietnam Hero" Kerry) -- Thief:
News Media: "How can you shoot women and children?" Kerry: "Easy! You just don't lead 'em as much!"
Kofi Annan Special Award For Political Bravery -- Rightwingduck:
I'm not sure if I can shoot. Let's call the United Nations. If they say "Go" then I shoot.
Report To Sick Bay (But Your Eyes Appear Fine) -- Pat Curley:
Yeah, I know you want to see if the gal behind me has a face to match those killer boobs, but I'm doing a photo op right now, so quit yer yapping!
Thanks to everyone who entered, and congratulations to the winners! Remember, here at CQ, everyone's a winner -- just some of us have higher winning percentages than others. Comments on this post will remain open, as usual, in order for the winners to gloat, the others to disparage Chumley's intellect and/or my parentage, and for any other entries submitted just for the sheer enjoyment of amazing your friends and confounding your enemies.
Send me a photograph or an e-mail with a link to a great picture you think should be the subject of our next Caption Contest, and let me know if you'd like to be the guest judge! I'll have another picture for Friday -- so be sure to come back then for the next contest.Sphere It View blog reactions
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