It's Friday, so it must be time for another Captain's Caption Contest! As my good friend and colleague Rocket Man at Power Line reminded us earlier this week, politics can be a corny business. All of the sloganeering, all of the baby-kissing, the hand-shaking ... the pandering to local business:

Of course, there's nothing more corny than a good caption contest! So lend us your ears (heh) and especially your wits and enter your best (and corniest) ideas. Guest-judging this week will be Right Wing Duck, a multiple-contest winner here at CQ and the host of a bitingly humorous blog you all should check out. As always, leave your comments on the comments page, and as always, put your best caption entries in the comments section -- NO e-mail, please! (E-mailed entries will be shucked by experts at the Heinz-Kerry compound and fed to the peasants at a local state fair, on sticks, and probably deep-fried.) The contest will remain open until 8 pm Sunday, August 8th, at which point the comments will be closed and Tony will pick the winners.

In the meantime, if you enjoy the contests and the blog, consider dropping in a donation for Captain's Quarters trip to New York as a credentialed blogger at the Republican National Convention. Just click on one of the buttons below and donate whatever you can to the cause -- all donations are cheerfully and gratefully accepted!

Let the games begin!

BUMP 8/7: The entries are as high as an elephant's eye! (Well, if we're doing corn, what better reference than a Rodgers & Hammerstein musical?) ....

BUMP 8/8: Aw, shucks -- you guys definitely have an ear for this week's entry! Keep up the great work -- we're open until 8 pm CT ...

COMMENTS CLOSED: Take it away, Right Wing Duck!

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