It's Friday, so it must be time for another edition of the Captain's Caption Contest! Since I've managed to mess up the timing of the last couple of Caption Contests, I've decided to give John Kerry a rest for this week and take the shots myself. (Besides, his week's going so bad that I don't think we could possibly provide captions that adequately describes the meltdown!) Here's my picture from our hometown newspaper, the Minneapolis Star-Tribune, which accompanied this article on my RNC blogging:

In order to pre-empt an entire series of attacks from one of our regular contributors (and to help promote his book again), this week's guest judge will be Steve Filippini. Steve wrote a hilarious book about his experiences as a technician for alarm companies, so get yourself a copy and check it out! As always, put your best caption entries in the comments section -- NO e-mail, please! (E-mailed entries will be recreated in Word to look like 30-year-old memos and given to CBS News to discredit Oliver Willis.) The contest will remain open until 8 pm Sunday, September 12th, at which point the comments will be closed and Steve will pick the winners.

Let the games begin!

BUMP 9/10: Wow, you guys are brutal -- but then again, I have a masochistic streak. And Admiral Emeritus, you're balder than I am ...

BUMP 9/11: Great entries so far -- the Northern Alliance guys were sharpening their pencils, so expect to see some truly brutal entries soon. Keep checking back, and enter as often as you like! ...

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