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September 15, 2004
Caption Contest Winners!

So, this time I put myself as the big victim of the Caption Contest, and I learned a little something about CQ's readers.

You guys are brutal.

No wonder I like you!

Now that Steve has returned from his two days in training for his job, he's ready to pick the winners of last week's contest. Just to remind everyone of the sex machine at the heart of this effort, here's the picture you all pilloried:

Here are the winners!

Captain's Award (Good News/Bad News Dept.) - Warren Meyer:

To: Cialis customer support

I am writing because of the warning on your site. It has been well over 4 hours since I took your product and I still cannot stand up without embarassment...

You Have The Conn #1 (Perfect Timing) - Dan The Man:

Okay, that looks good. Now all I need is Rather's email address.


You Have The Conn #2 (Nice Nice Baby) - Somsy:

Vanilla Ice of the Blogosphere shunned by hardcore blogheads.

You Have The Conn #3 (The Real Life) - Tropean:

"Is it spelled Paris like the city?"

Report to Sick Bay (If It's Not Close ...) - The Elder:

Ohhh...(sigh) Hugh's butt is simply sublime in those
wrinkle free Dockers.

Thanks to everyone who entered, and congratulations to the winners! Remember, here at CQ, everyone's a winner -- just some of us have higher winning percentages than others. Comments on this post will remain open, as usual, in order for the winners to gloat, the others to disparage Steve's intellect and/or my parentage, and for any other entries submitted just for the sheer enjoyment of amazing your friends and confounding your enemies.

Send me a photograph or an e-mail with a link to a great picture you think should be the subject of our next Caption Contest, and let me know if you'd like to be the guest judge!

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at September 15, 2004 10:04 PM

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