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November 4, 2006
NARN Scoop: The New Wetterling Ad

The Northern Alliance has managed to find the audio of Patty Wetterling's new last-minute desperation ad in a hermetically sealed jar on International ANSWER's doorstep, and it's a doozy. It sounds like Wetterling has decided to continue her strategy of, well, relativist honesty in the campaign to the bitter end. Take a listen to the audio from the radio show, as my radio partner Mitch introduces the ad. Follow along with the transcript:

Glorious American Federation of Teachers say

You must to vote for Patty Wetterling!

Do not listen to running-dog capitalist lies! Bachann will raise your taxes 100%

Free all sex offenders and given them YOUR teaching jobs!

Glorious hero of teacher labor Nancy Pelosi orders you, from her undisclosed location, to vote for greater glory of Minnesota!

Vote for Patty Wetterling!

I am Patty Wetterling, and I order you to approve this commercial!

Yes, this is parody. We had a little fun at Wetterling's expense, something she richly deserves for the dishonest campaign she has run for Minnesota's 6th Congressional district. The voice-over was provided by Irina Malanina, our talented young producer for the early Patriot broadcasts on Saturday, and a recent immigrant from Ukraine.

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at November 4, 2006 3:13 PM

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