Politburo Diktat: The AWOL Media

The Commissar notes a story that has escaped attention from the ever-vigiliant mainstream media:

Comrades, February has ended, and evil Amerikan forces lost 23 soldiers in Iraq. To date, MiniTruth has employed appropriate full media blackout on this development. … As far as Commissar has been able to Google, there are no reports of February casualties in this context. Therefore, Commissar will award new dacha, Hero of Soviet Union medal, and bolshoi linkage to any comrade identifying traitorous, counter-revolutionary mention of low February casualties in any mainstream MiniTruth media.
Full blackout, comrades; enemy bombers overhead!

Jay Reding also notes that this has received no media coverage whatsoever. Why not? When we sustained a (relatively) high rate of casualties in November, it’s all we heard about from the mainstream news media. Gee … you don’t suppose they’ve got an agenda, do you??
Try Googling it yourself, or use the search engines on media websites.
UPDATE: The Captain has been sentenced to the gulag for forgetting to include the link to the Politburo Diktat! You know me, I’d forget my anchor if it wasn’t chained to my deck …

You’re All Winners, But Some More So Than Others

Thanks to everyone who entered Friday’s caption contest! I had a lot of great responses, which everyone can see in the comments section of the original post. I’d tell you that every one of you is already a winner, but the Captain doesn’t want to clean up after the massive bout of seasickness that would surely follow …
Here are the winners:
Captain’s Favorite: Bryan

If I pretend to be napping, maybe I won’t have to speak to that commoner.

You Have The Conn #1: Dorkafork

John Kerry tries to pry open his eyelids as rigor mortis sets in…again.

You Have The Conn #2: Linda

Presidential candidate, John Kerry, is suddenly struck by the fact that he is not drawing better looking volunteers.

You Have The Conn #3: Dean Esmay

Sen. Kerry wistfully remembers his days portraying Lurch on The Addams Family.

Don’t forget to check back again on Friday, when I’ll have the next photo begging for your captions!

No Kerry Sweep; Edwards to Withdraw

It appears that the ghost of Howard Dean has appeared in Vermont to spoil John Kerry’s dreams of Super Tuesday sweeps, according to CNN:

Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean — who dropped out of the race two weeks ago — won his home state, CNN projected based on the exit polls.

It appears that Kerry will easily beat Edwards in most of the other contests. So far, Edwards leads in Georgia, but that’s all. The only other state that Edwards had any momentum at all, Maryland, looks like it will go solidly for the Yankee rather than the Southerner.
Breaking news has John Edwards withdrawing from the race tomorrow. Finally, we get the two-man race we always wanted: John Kerry vs Dennis Kucinich.

Friday Photo Caption Contest

Maybe we’ll make these a regular Friday night feature at Captain’s Quarters — check out this photo below and give us your best caption! But be careful, because it looks like we may have hurt John Kerry’s feelings the last time out …

The contest will be open until Tuesday at 6 PM CST. Enter as often as you like, no purchase necessary to win, rules at selected Captain’s Quarters locations near you …
UPDATE: Bumping it up for the weekend …
UPDATE: Don’t forget that the caption contest ends tonight! Get your entries in!
UPDATE: I’m closing entries now, and thanks to all of you who entered. I’ll have the winners posted by late tonight. Next Friday, we’ll be doing this again, and The Patriette will guest judge the entries with me (I hope!) …

Someone’s Confused

Warren Grantham, executive director of the Minnesota Education League, has resigned his position from both the MEL and apparently the Taxpayers’ League due to an inflammatory e-mail he sent to various state legislators:

The executive director of the Minnesota Education League and an advocate of the No Child Left Behind law, resigned last Friday in a dispute over an e-mail he wrote that attacked several legislators for their opposition to the law. … Grantham said the e-mail to legislators, which he characterized as “very, very critical, using some inflammatory images,” led to a disagreement between him and his boss, Taxpayers League of Minnesota president David Strom. That led to Grantham’s resignation.

The basics of this story are fairly straightforward so far — Grantham wrote an e-mail that somehow offended its recipients, among them current Minnesota legislators opposed to the No Child Left Behind federal law, including some Republicans. His boss disagreed with his methods and Grantham resigned for what’s known as “creative differences” in Hollywood. But there’s apparently more to the story:

In an e-mail to the Star Tribune on Monday, Grantham noted that he was “the first and only black person to work for the Taxpayers League of Minnesota,” the Education League’s parent organization, and that he was “given the message on the last day of Black History Month that his services were no longer needed.” …
He insisted that the rift between him and Strom had nothing to do with race. But the e-mail to legislators did have racial overtones, Strom said. “I think the e-mail could be read in such a way as having accused them of being very insensitive to racial issues,” Strom said.

So on one hand, Grantham insisted that his resignation had nothing to do with race, but announced it by noting that he was the “first and only black person” at the Taxpayer’s League in a letter to the largest and leftist newspaper in the state, noting also that he resigned on the last day of Black History Month. So which is it? If it had nothing to do with race, why did Grantham make such a big deal about his ethnicity?
Strom and Grantham refuses to release the e-mail Grantham sent to the legislators so that his “inflammatory” comments can be dissected, but the Star Tribune describes it as equating legislative opposition to NCLB with pre-1954 racial segregation. In effect, he accused the Minnesota legislature of racism, a reckless charge that we’re more accustomed to seeing from the hysterics on the Left. While one can argue with some merit that substandard public schools inordinately affect minority children, that has more to do with economic classes than racial demographics, and has nothing to do with intent; clearly, the intent of Jim Crow apartheid was to keep black Americans in a second-class status. It is possible to disagree with NCLB and not be racist, just as it is possible to oppose Affirmative Action and not be racist.
Grantham is either trying to play both sides of the street by holding himself out publicly as a racial martyr to the Left while assuring the Right that he holds no racial animus … or he’s just one confused fellow. In either case, Strom almost certainly acted in the best interest of the Taxpayer League in making this change. I predict, though, that the Star Tribune will make a lot of hay out of Grantham’s termination and the racial issues that Grantham both stoked and disavowed in almost the same breath.

The Kidney Chronicles

For those of you who have been kind enough to ask about the First Mate, I just wanted to give you an update on her status. The collection of doctors we’ve gathered have decided that her kidney function has dropped off too much for her to wait for the transplant for treatment, and so she will be starting dialysis tomorrow. She’ll go in to have a shunt installed in the morning, have a dialysis treatment, stay overnight for observation, have another treatment in the morning, and hopefully will be ready for release in the afternoon. While it sounds like a setback, this actually will help relieve the symptoms of kidney failure that trouble her the most, and should be a marked improvement in her quality of life. We’re both optimistic.
One of our friends from Twin Cities Marriage Encounter (where we volunteer as board officers) has volunteered to donate her kidney to the First Mate and so far, the tests have been going well. She needs to go through an extensive physical evaluation still, but her tissue match is excellent. If all goes well, the transplant should take place in a couple of months. We’re also hoping for a cadaver pancreas transplant — if we’re really lucky, we’ll be able to time it so that both can be done at the same time. If not, the pancreas will be done a few months later. So things are definitely looking up. Fortunately, we live in the capitol of transplants, as the University of Minnesota pioneers most of that research in the United States.
Keep your fingers crossed, and I’ll continue to keep you updated. Here’s the First Mate with the Little Admiral from last Christmas:

Definition of ‘Is’, Part II

Senator John Edwards, whose presidential run will likely run onto the shoals tonight, has made a lot of noise about refusing money from lobbyists, especially in the wake of a number of scandals involving frontrunner John Kerry. However, it turns out that Edwards and Kerry have more in common than first thought:

While Democrat John Edwards boasts that he hasn’t taken a dime from Washington lobbyists for his presidential campaign, he has accepted thousands of dollars from people in the capital’s lobbying profession or their spouses and children. …
Even if donors lobby at the state level or run firms or organizations that lobby Congress, their money is accepted by Edwards as long as they are not personally registered.
For instance, Edwards, a member of the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, received a $500 donation from National Education Association executive director John Wilson. Wilson himself isn’t a registered lobbyist, but the union he runs spends roughly $1 million a year lobbying in the nation’s capital.

Note that Edwards sits on the Senate committee that oversees education, too. The article provides other examples, to which the Edwards campaign responds that the donors were not lobbyists at the moment they donated. Some people have called Edwards the Clinton heir apparent — I suppose we now know why. If Edwards had a prayer of stopping John Kerry, I suppose we’d be in for another round of redefining the word ‘is’ all over again.
Now, is there anything illegal about accepting these donations? Not at all. However, just as in Kerry’s case, it is the height of hypocrisy to set oneself up as the public scold on lobbyist money in the political system and simultaneously stuff one’s pockets full of it. Presidential campaigns are usually exercises in cynicism, but this year’s group of Democrats may be the crassest examples in decades.

Why I Oppose Kerry and Support Bush

Mark asked me a direct question yesterday in response to my post about the laughably transparent Iranian attempt to influence the election Friday:

And what do you have against Kerry? Or has Bush really fought to improve your way of life?

I wrote later that his question was valid, and rather than point to a collection of earlier posts on various incidents, I think it would be more honest for me to put together a comprehensive argument for my position on this election. I will address this in two parts, just as Mark asked: why I oppose John Kerry, and why I support George Bush.
Primarily, I don’t trust John Kerry, and I never have. He’s spent most of his Senate career carrying Ted Kennedy’s water and regularly competes with Kennedy for the most liberal voting record — a contest he won last year, according to the National Journal. He rarely writes legislation, preferring to follow rather than to lead. He’s been mostly a non-entity for the past 19 years.
His sudden aspiration for the Presidency hasn’t brought out any coherent philosophy of governing, either, except to continually state over and over that he would be the Anti-Bush. For example, he’s continually carped over and over that Bush “lied” to him when Kerry voted for military action in Iraq, and derided Bush’s attempts to gather UN support for an ultimatum to Saddam Hussein (which he spent five months negotiating before finally giving up on France and Russia). However, as soon as Haiti popped up, Kerry derides Bush for taking five days to get a UN resolution creating the multinational force that Kerry insisted Bush should have waited for in Iraq!

Kerry (D-Mass.) said he would have sent troops to Haiti even without international support to quell the revolt against President Jean-Bertrand Aristide. “President Kerry would never have allowed that to get where it is,” Kerry said, though he added he’s not “a big Aristide fan.” (via Tim Blair)

This is part of a pattern of equivocations by a completely reactive Kerry, who keeps playing both sides of every argument. He voted against action to expel Iraq in 1991 and later claimed he supported it in concept but felt the timing wasn’t right. In 2002 he voted for military action, and spent all of the latter half of 2003 claiming he opposed the war. He has made a great deal out of his support for the troops in Iraq and his determination to keep America secure, but was one of only 14 Senators to vote against the spending appropriation to keep the troops supplied.
During the campaign, he has repeatedly thundered about his staunch opposition to “special interests”, famously saying in Iowa that he was coming, they were going, and don’t let the door hit them on the way out. But Kerry’s own record demonstrates his hypocrisy, as he has gone way out of his way to use his influence to benefit his contributors. In one instance, he personally wrote 28 letters on behalf of a company that made several thousand dollars in illegal contributions to his 1996 re-election campaign. In another, he used his influence on the SEC to arrange a meeting for a contributor’s friend — who turned out to be a Chinese spy. Kerry’s raged about Benedict Arnold CEOs who move their corporations offshore for tax shelters and send jobs overseas, but then has received more than half a million dollars from the same CEOs he excoriates. That’s not counting his wife’s fortune, which relies on a company that locates most of their manufacturing facilities overseas.
In short, Kerry is Clinton without the charm. He doesn’t just attempt to triangulate his opponents — he triangulates himself. Someone who twists himself into these kinds of pretzels isn’t the kind of man who will stand up to the challenges that face this country. Not to say that he’s a coward, but that he won’t lead; instead, he’ll take polls and follow the political winds of the moment, which is what leaders without vision do.
Which brings me to why I support George Bush. He’s not the most accomplished politician, and in 2000 I was a McCain supporter. I’ve been a Republican for most of my life, except a short period when I registered Libertarian. My social philosophy doesn’t match up well with Bush; I’m a laissez-faire man for both economics and social issues. I think that the government which governs and spends least governs best, and we got precious little of that philosophy so far in the Bush Administration. However, on the most pressing issue not of this time, not of the past couple of years, but over the past three decades, Bush grasps the issue completely: the rise of Islamofascistic terror and its targeting of America and Americans.
Starting in 1979 with the sacking of our embassy in Teheran, Islamofascism has pressed its attack against the “Great Satan” in a number of ways — and successive American administrations have retreated in the face of it, both Republican and Democrat. Starting with Carter’s paralysis in the face of a clear act of war, proceeding through our retreat from Beirut, negotiating for hostages in Lebanon, the shameful bug-out in Somalia, and our complete failure to respond in any meaningful way to the attacks on our African embassies and the USS Cole, American Presidents have continually communicated that we were less interested in protecting our assets than in covering our ass. For instance, shortly after taking office, Clinton discovered an Iraqi plot to assassinate former President G.H.W. Bush. That is an act of war, and Saddam only held power due to a cease-fire that he already was continually violating. Instead of taking decisive action, Clinton followed his polls and tossed a few missiles at Baghdad, solving and resolving absolutely nothing. The lesson we taught our enemies — and that is what they are — was that we would not risk anything to protect ourselves and our interests, that we were paper tigers who would not risk open war in case an American got hurt.
After 9/11, the rest of the country realized we were at war, but I don’t think it’s really settled in that we’ve been at war for 25 years against Islamist terror. But George Bush got it. He understood that we weren’t dealing with a law-enforcement problem. Serious people wanted to kill Americans by the thousands, by the millions if possible, and they were being funded and sheltered by hostile governments. Bush also understood that in order to beat those dictatorships and kleptocracies, America would have to create a new reality on the ground in Islamofascism’s breeding ground. That’s why Phase I was Afghanistan — to specifically go after al-Qaeda — but Phase II had to be Iraq. A good portion of our military in the area was already pinned down there, enforcing a sanctions regime that had already become riddled with holes, and provided yet another example of American and UN vacillation in the face of provocation.
The Democrats, with the notable and honorable exceptions of Joe Lieberman and Dick Gephardt, fail to understand the lessons of the last 25 years, and in John Kerry’s words, continue to see terrorism as a law-enforcement issue. Ironically, even the one law-enforcement approach all of them supported, the Patriot Act (which passed in the Senate 95-1, with Kerry and Edwards voting yes), they have spent the last year vilifying when even Joe Biden, Ed Koch, and Dianne Feinstein called such criticism unwarranted. The problem with using a law-enforcement model is that law enforcement takes place after a crime has been committed. We arrested a dozen or so people after the World Trade Center bombing in 1993 even though we had intelligence that other governments and terror networks were involved, got our convictions, and stuck them in prison. How effective was that? Take a look at the New York skyline and see for yourself.
Finally, instead of campaigning on issues and his record, Kerry has missed no chance to make this campaign personal. He started by explaining his law-and-order philosophy as “John Ashcroft won’t be the Attorney General” and explicitly equating Bush’s Guard service with draft dodging and implying it was morally inferior to it, egged on by his party’s national chairman. Every time his voting record in the Senate comes up for discussion, he hides behind Max Cleland and cries about attacks on his patriotism. He throws his fine service record around on the campaign trail but insists that discussing his politics on his return — which he played out on a national stage — is nothing but “dirty politics”.
George Bush has his flaws, no doubt; everyone does, including (and especially) me. John Kerry has his virtues. But when it comes to securing the United States and creating a better world, I’m going to vote with the man who liberated 50 million people in the Middle East and got Moammar Gaddafi to knuckle under. I’m going to vote for the man who finally resolved the 12-year quagmire of Iraq and the multibillion-dollar drain it represented on our military. I’m going to vote for the man who woke up on 9/11 and saw the danger that our country and the Western world faces, and who has remained consistent in his determination to fight and beat that danger regardless of the polls and the calls for appeasement from weak and corrupt allies.
That’s my answer, Mark. You may not agree, and that’s why we have elections. But you asked me an honest question, and you deserved an honest answer. Thank you for reading, and thank you for asking.

Now This Is a First Amendment Issue

I wonder if the same people who screamed about government intrusion on First Amendment rights when Clear Channel Communications dropped Howard Stern’s radio show will demonstrate any level of outrage over this:

A Roman Catholic charitable organization must include birth control coverage in its health care plan for workers even though it is morally opposed to contraception, the California Supreme Court ruled Monday. … The high court said Catholic Charities is no different from other businesses in California, which is one of 20 states that require company-provided health plans to include contraception coverage if the plans have prescription drug benefits. In California, “religious employers” such as churches are exempt from the requirement. …
The Supreme Court ruled that the charity is not a religious employer because it offers such secular services as counseling, low-income housing and immigration services to the public without directly preaching about Catholic values.
The court also noted that the charity employs workers of differing religions.

So the California Supreme Court has ruled that a religious organization that doesn’t discriminate in its hiring practices and offers services to its community is not allowed to conduct itself within the bounds of its religion. Instead of being commended for its community involvement, the California state government used Catholic Charities’ outreach as an excuse to impede their practice of religion. The state will force Catholic Charities into one or a combination of reactions in order to avoid funding contraception and abortion, two anathemas of the Catholic religion:
* Terminate all non-Catholic employees
* Stop performing community outreach
* Close its doors
The actions of California go directly to the rights of religious organizations to act in accordance with the tenets of their religion. The government of California excuses this as an equal-access issue, but the 14th Amendment does not trump the First Amendment, nor does it allow the state to redefine the definition of ‘religious’ organization to suit itself in its pursuit of liberal social policy. It means that any religious “organization” must petition for recognition as such for its members to practice freely, a policy that bears more resemblance to the People’s Republic of China than to the United States of America. Moreover, this precedent will eventually allow the state to demand other actions of religious organizations, such as recognition of gay marriage and equal-access policies for hiring of priests, that directly contradict what the churches teach, for right or wrong.
The left, notably the normally rational Jeff Jarvis, warned of the terrible consequences to free speech that would result if the FCC started enforcing its existing regulations on indecent speech over public broadcast resources, which I have rebutted more than once. I wonder if as many people will stand up for Catholic Charities, their community outreach, and their open-arms hiring policy, as did those who stood up for Howard Stern’s access to the public airwaves to broadcast the Lesbian Dating Game.

The Strib Endorses Blackmail

The Star Tribune predictably shrieks with hysteria today about the Protection of Lawful Commerce in Firearms Act, which the Senate is about to pass after the House has already done so. For those not in the know, the PLCFA protects gun manufacturers from the same sort of tort extortion that the tobacco industry has endured over the past several years. Trial lawyers love these class-action lawsuits because they have the potential of nine-figure legal fees; Micheal Ceresi’s firm received over $400 million from the eventual multi-billion settlement for Minnesota in the tobacco lawsuits. However, unlike true liability cases where a defective product was knowingly sold to consumers, causing injury, these lawsuits are intended on extorting huge sums of money from gun manufacturers for producing their legal products at all. The lawyers intend on banning guns by bankrupting their manufacturers — while stuffing their own pockets — and they’re not even subtle about their goals.
In any rational world, this strategy would be called an abuse of the tort system and legislation precluding it would receive support from everyone who is concerned about an overreach of government and the safety of our Constitutional freedoms. Not the Star Tribune, however:

The ill-conceived measure, which is headed for passage by the U.S. Senate this week and has already been approved by the House, would bar most civil lawsuits against gun makers, importers and dealers. … We’re not fans of frivolous litigation either, but blanket immunity is not the solution. This would set a dangerous precedent and could lay the groundwork for turning long-accepted liability laws upside down. Carving out wholesale exemptions from civil lawsuits has never been done for alcohol, tobacco or any other dangerous product.

Perhaps the reason “wholesale exemptions” haven’t been carved out before is that there was no reason to do so. Until everyone started suing tobacco companies for selling a product that everyone knew was dangerous and addictive — and forty-plus years after the government forced them to label it as such — no one considered the fact that companies could be sued just for producing a product. Further, the possession of alcohol and tobacco isn’t Constitutionally guaranteed; the Second Amendment would be meaningless if the government was allowed to sue firearms manufacturers into oblivion. Finally, when would this stop? As we’ve seen, it didn’t stop at tobacco or guns, but lawyers have attempted to file class-action lawsuits against fast-food restaurants for serving high-fat, high-calorie foods — as if we’re all forced to eat it.
The Strib doesn’t even have the courage of its own convictions. In the very next paragraph, the article suggests a trade-off for the novel idea of allowing gun manufacturers to continue producing a legal product:

If the Senate follows the House down the immunity path, at the least it should pass two provisions that would help mitigate the damage. Early this week, the Senate will consider and should pass an amendment that would close a gaping loophole in current regulations. Under federal law, you can’t purchase a gun from a licensed dealer at a gun show without a background check. But if the seller is an unlicensed private seller, no check is required. According to the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, gun shows are the second leading source of firearms recovered in illegal gun trafficking investigations.
The Senate also should approve an amendment that would extend the federal ban on semiautomatic assault weapons, which is scheduled to expire next year. There is simply no legitimate need for those types of rapid-fire weapons.

Note that these two issues are completely unrelated to gun manufacturing. The first has to do with a secondary market in which the manufacturers have no control, or does the Star Tribune really think that Smith & Wesson prefers people to buy used weapons instead of new? The amendment would create a requirement for all private sales to have a background check for completion. In other words, if I wanted to sell a gun to my neighbor, I would have to run a background check before being allowed to do so. If the amendment restricts such requirements to gun shows, it opens up such a large loophole that the amendment itself becomes useless, which is that private sales will simply occur outside of gun shows.
The Strib’s true aim — a ban on all gun ownership — comes through loud and clear. The transparent attempt to preserve a civil-liability option for lawyers to exploit, followed by these ludicrous fallback positions, betray their intentions. It’s a measure of the Strib editorial staff that they don’t have the intellectual honesty to simply say so.