Captain’s Caption Contest #33: Energizing The Base Edition

It’s Friday, so it must be time for another Captain’s Caption Contest! It’s the final countdown, so this contest will remain open as long as the polls do — which means 8 PM CT on Election Night! This weekend, the candidates have to get their voters to the polls — that means they have to get them motivated, get their energy up, and inspire them to go to the polls in unprecedented numbers. Here’s an example of that Kerry/Edwards magic:

As always, make sure you put your entries in our comments section — NO e-mailed entries, please! E-mailed entries will be tied to the leg of Ohio geese and flown over John Kerry’s official hunter surrogates. The contest will end on Tuesday, November 2nd at 8 pm CT, when The Anchoress will select the winners. The Anchoress is an excellent writer on Catholicism and her personal spiritual journey; make sure you stop by often.
Let the games begin!
BUMP 11/01: Tons of great entries so far — and don’t forget, this contest ends when the Minnesota polls close, so keep it going! …

CQ Flasback: Convention Interview With Tommy Franks

franks.jpgGeneral Tommy Franks announced today that he will support George Bush for president at our blog conference at the Republican National Convention.
Q: General, do you support George Bush for President?
A: Yes.
Q: With regards to consistency, did George Bush hurt himself with his remarks on Matt Lauer that maybe we can’t win a war on terror?
A: Absolutely not. We won a Cold War, didn’t we? And we didn’t do that in 15 minutes.
Q: Did Ronald Reagan show that kind of doubt in his effort to win the Cold War?
A: I don’t know that there was any doubt shown at all. I think that we’re talking about consistency, and persistency, and anybody who looks at this thing over the last three and a half years is going to have a heck of a hard time trying to point out when he was not consistent or persistent. You got a lot of people who look at the other side, see, and they’ll say, well, my goodness, he shouldn’t have been so persistent. By gosh, he should have changed his mind. Well, absolutely not.
Q: He did clarify himself on Rush Limbaugh.
A: I didn’t see that. I didn’t hear that.
Q: He did clarify his Matt Lauer comments.
A: What’d he say?
Q: He basically said that he misstated it. Well, he clarified his point that it is a winnable war, it’s not going to have an official end. It won’t —
A: Well, yeah.
Q: It won’t end in a treaty.
A: Yeah, and I think that it’s one of those kind of things where you have to look real hard to find a parade after the Cold War. You know when the wall came down? The greatest standoff of our time. A nuclear standoff crisis that went on for decades. I believe if you had asked any president, during that time, and asked, “What do you think? Is it winnable?”, he might well have said, “Well, I don’t know, it’s kind of standoffish.” But the fact of the matter is that the war on terrorism is winnable. But it’s not winnable in 15 minutes or in 12 months. It’s going to go for a while.
Q: Do you think John Kerry can fight an effective war on terror?
A: Well, I support George W. Bush. You know what? I know what John Kerry is against. I’m having a little trouble figuring out what he’s for.
Q: Is our successful fight against Moqtada al-Sadr in Najaf diverting us from the more important effort in Ramadi and Fallujah and the rest of Western Iraq?
A: No, I don’t think so. I think what you have to do in Iraq is you have to play each day at a time. You know, we can criticize ourselves for not having the perfect plan, at any juncture we want to criticize ouselves. We can break out the sackcloth and the chains and all that sort of stuff, but the fact of the matter is when we were talking about 25, 28 million people, and they have been in the circumstances they’ve been in for the last three decades, then what you’re going to find is that fractious behavior by the al-Sadrs, you’re going to find situations like Fallujah, you’re going to find situations in Mosul or Tikrit on a given day. We rise to them as they come up.
Q: General Franks, there has been a lot of criticism with some people saying that President Bush did not have a plan to win the peace. Can you address that?
A: Sure. Of course he had a plan to win the peace. Of course he did. Of course the United States had a plan to build the largest coalition the world has ever seen. And did it. Of course the United States had a plan to lead a coalition to remove one of the most despotic regimes we’ve seen in the last 100 years. Of course the United States of America has a plan to lead the coalition that will permit and assist the Iraqi people in claiming a new Iraq for themselves, a free Iraq. And all of that is going to take longer than a flash in the pan associated with popping a balloon.
You guys OK now?
Q: On the Swiftboat controversy, when you were first asked about it —
A: Yes. I’m still not — I’m still not a big guy into hyperbole. I mean, I’m not a big guy into hyperbole, on either end of the continuum. I think he had two issues, and I think Senator McCain has pointed them out very well. You have situations that went on where the Swiftboat guys were on down in Vietnam, I was in Vietnam, John McCain was in Vietnam, John Kerry was in Vietnam, and the vets were in Vietnam. And I don’t have anything to say about that. On the other hand, my concern is what happened after Vietnam, after Senator Kerry returned from Vietnam, and I may well have something to say about that.
Q: They said that if Kerry would apologize for his 1971 testimony, they would drop all future Swiftboat ads from the campaign. Do you think that’s fair?
A: Oh, in my personal view, it’s not a matter of dropping something. I’ve said right from the start —
Q: That’s what the Swiftvets said today. They offered it to Kerry if he would apologize.
A: Wouldn’t that be great? You know why it would be great? Because the people of the United States of America could focus on what’s important, and that’s our children and our grandchildren and the next four years of leadership for America, where we are faced every day with one of the most serious threats we’ve faced in 100 years and that’s terrorism. We’re going to have to display consistency, character, be persistent in the face of the difficulty. And that’s what America’s going to have to draw from her President. Where are we going to get that kind of leadership? It’s one thing to know what a man is against; it’s an entirely different thing to know what a man is for.
Q: Thank you, General Franks. [Applause]
It appears that George Bush has the fresh troops ready for the final push. Having a man with the credibility of General Tommy Franks on the trail pushing George Bush will raise confidence in Bush’s leadership on national-security issues at the moment when Kerry already sees his support eroding on this critical quality. And it sounds like the former General has plenty to say, now that his retirement allows him to speak out.

CQ Flashback: Convention Interview With Sen. Alan Simpson

simpson.jpgFormer Wyoming Senator Alan Simpson came by Bloggers Corner just a few minutes ago and spoke to the group about liberal Republicanism, the electoral college, the current campaign and its tone, and John Kerry’s Senate career. As you might imagine from his press conferences during his tenure in Congress, Senator Simpson spoke directly and even bluntly in responding to our questions. My audio of the interview turned out poorly as Sean Hannity’s show insists on blaring out their program over speakers pointed directly at our area, but I can rebuild the important parts.
In response to questions regarding the Electoral College, Simpson strongly defended the current structure and explained that any attempt to eliminate it would never pass muster with enough states. Too many smaller states would lose their impact on presidential contests, and as Simpson said, no one would ever see a campaign outside of New York, Chicago, and California.
Simpson also responded about the current partisan brinksmanship by telling us to expect it to get worse. He advised anyone finding themselves under unfair attack to fire back and not to listen to advisors instructing them to rise above the attacks and ignore them. “An insult ignored is an insult believed,” Simpson said, and related that he even contradicted his own family’s wishes and responded on the offense.
“You’re all keyed up,” Simpson said his wife warned him, and he replied, “I know. It’s going to be fun.”
On John Kerry, Simpson clearly felt that he lacked any sort of legislative record and even gave us some insight into who John Kerry may really be as an explanation:
Q: You spent several years with John Kerry in the Senate. What is your opinion on his legislative accomplishments?
A: A big goose egg would be a pretty good approach, because I never saw anything that he did. But don’t forget, he was under the shadow of Ted Kennedy and his issues were much like Ted’s. He’s not an evil man, but he didn’t do anything that I remember. I was involved in significant legislation on immigration and nuclear high-level waste, and Superfund, and I don’t remember him doing any of that.
Q: No leadership, then?
A: None. I didn’t see any. In fact, I think he was almost shy. I think part of his problem right now is that I think he’s basically a shy person. They’ve got him in a role that’s uncomfortable for him.
Q: Thank you, Senator.
Simpson’s insight into Kerry should not go unnoticed. He worked with Kerry for at least two terms in the Senate and had the opportunity to see him in action. I found his observation about Kerry’s shyness intriguing, and it fits with the lack of personal connection that has caused much discussion and debate during the campaign season. The distance people feel from Kerry may not be something he can control, let alone overcome.