GOP Blocks Cloture On Surge Resolution

The Republicans welcomed Harry Reid to Senate leadership today, filibustering the Warner-Levin amendment on the surge strategy in Iraq when Reid tried to push it through without allowing alternatives or amendments to come to the floor. The Democrats could not even get a majority to approve cloture, let alone the 60 votes needed, and Reid’s efforts sank into failure — at least for now:

Republicans blocked a full-fledged Senate debate over Iraq on Monday, but Democrats vowed they would eventually find a way to force President Bush to change course in a war that has claimed the lives of more than 3,000 U.S. troops.
“We must heed the results of the November elections and the wishes of the American people,” said Majority Leader Harry Reid. Reid, D-Nev., spoke moments before a vote that sidetracked a nonbinding measure expressing disagreement with Bush’s plan to deploy an additional 21,500 troops to Iraq. The 49-47 vote was 11 short of the 60 needed to go ahead with debate, and left the fate of the measure uncertain.
Senate Republican Leader Mitch McConnell (news, bio, voting record) of Kentucky described the test vote as merely a “bump in the road” that could possibly be overcome within hours. GOP lawmakers “welcome the debate and are happy to have it,” he said, adding they were insisting on equal treatment for an alternative measure expected to draw strong support.

The Republicans insisted that the debate on Iraq include two competing resolutions. The first, the McCain-Lieberman resolution, approves the surge strategy but establishes benchmarks with which to measure its success. The second, proposed by Judd Gregg, takes no position on the surge but instead declares that the Senate does not favor cutting off funding for the efforts in Iraq.
Reid and the Democrats insisted on blocking any consideration of alternatives and demanded an end to debate — which makes Reid’s complaint that the GOP would not allow debate on the issue somewhat mystifying. Cloture is an end to debate on the floor, a limitation to allow a vote on the question before the Senate. The filibuster provides for unlimited debate, which the Republicans appear ready to provide. Dick Durbin accused Republicans of running from the debate, but in truth the Democrats tried to shove Warner-Levin down the GOP’s throat in order to demand that the US run from Iraq. It’s a strange accusation to make that a political party exercises cowardice in not allowing the other to demand retreat — a position that some Democrats clearly want to make.
Not Joe Lieberman, however. In a stirring speech to the Senate tonight, Lieberman made clear his distaste for the efforts to force a non-binding op-ed through the upper chamber:

For the Senate to take up a symbolic vote of no confidence on the eve of a decisive battle is unprecedented, but it is not inconsequential. It is an act which, I fear, will discourage our troops, hearten our enemies, and showcase our disunity. And that is why I will vote against cloture.
If you believe that General Petraeus and his new strategy have a reasonable chance of success in Iraq, then you should resolve to support him and his troops through the difficult days ahead. On the other hand, if you believe that this new strategy is flawed or that our cause is hopeless in Iraq, then you should vote to stop it. Vote to cut off funds. Vote for a binding timeline for American withdrawal. If that is where your convictions lie, then have the courage of your convictions to accept the consequences of your convictions. That would be a resolution.
The non-binding measure before us, by contrast, is an accumulation of ambiguities and inconsistencies. It is at once for the war but also against the war. It pledges its support to the troops in the field but also washes its hands of what they are doing. It approves more troops for Anbar but not for Baghdad.
We cannot have it both ways. We cannot vote full confidence in General Petraeus, but no confidence in his strategy. We cannot say that the troops have our full support, but disavow their mission on the eve of battle. This is what happens when you try to wage war by committee. That is why the Constitution gave that authority to the President as Commander in Chief.

Lieberman joined the GOP in voting against cloture. Unfortunately, two Republicans failed to heed Lieberman’s wisdom and voted to end debate and proceed to a vote on Warner-Levin. One, Susan Collins of Maine, could hardly have come as a surprise. However, Norm Coleman provided the other Republican vote for cloture, a deeply disappointing development for our Senator who has been so stalwart on the war.
Coleman has been open about his opposition to the surge, at least as it pertains to Baghdad, and was widely expected to vote in favor of the Warner-Levin resolution if it reached the floor. However, the bill does not distinguish between the surge in Baghdad and Anbar, opposing as it does the entire “`plan’ to augment our forces by 21,500” (the word plan is offset in scare quotes in the Warner-Levin text); Coleman has gone on record in support of the Anbar surge. On that basis, I would have hoped that Coleman would have demanded a rewording of the text, which then inexplicably demands “vigorous” operations in Baghdad. I would also have expected Coleman to recognize the hypocrisy of the Senate leadership demands for debate while seeking to limit it and to limit the consideration of alternatives.
Instead, Coleman sided with the railroading Reid and the effort to send a vote of no-confidence as our troops begin their mission. It’s highly disappointing, and Coleman needs to explain himself if he expects us to take him seriously on this question in the future. (via NZ Bear)

Please, Please, Please Say You’ll Run

Ralph Nader has not gone quietly into that good night, and instead might consider another round of rage against the dying of the political light. He refused to rule out another run for the White House, and punctuated it with a pithy deconstruction of the current Democratic Party front-runner:

Asked on CNN’s Late Edition news program if he would run in 2008, the lawyer and consumer activist said, “It’s really too early to say. … I’ll consider it later in the year.”
Nader, 72, said he did not plan to vote for Clinton, a Democratic senator from New York and former first lady.
“I don’t think she has the fortitude. Actually she’s really a panderer and a flatterer. As she goes around the country, you’ll see more of that,” Nader said.
On whether he would be encouraged to run if Clinton gets the Democratic nomination, Nader said, “It would make it more important that that be the case.”

So who would Nader consider endorsing if he doesn’t run? Oh, a good moderate like … Dennis Kucinich. Kucinich can add that to his endorsement from 2004 by Grandfather Twilight. Nader has more impact than imaginary fairy-tale characters … but not by much.
It would be fun to see Nader make a run as this generation’s Harold Stassen. At least he has a sharp wit and a willingness to use it against both parties.
UPDATE: I notice that Kucinich has removed any references of the Grandfather Twilight endorsement from his new campaign web site. Perhaps the old gentleman may be reconsidering his support for Kucinich?

Bill Ardolino On A Nighttime Raid In Fallujah

Bill Ardolino, having completed his embed mission in Iraq with American forces, has begun to write about his experiences at length. His latest essay tells about his experience on a nighttime raid with US Marines and Iraqi Army forces, and presents the difficult routine of these missions:

A fifth stop was another dry hole, but occupants told the Jundi that the house of the man they were looking for was a block away, so the soldiers immediately splashed down a sewage-filled side street on foot, leaving the cordon, the convoy and its crew-served heavy weapons behind. We chased them down the darkened alley, Lt. Kim struggling to communicate with the IA’s about their ad hoc plan of action. The move was poorly planned but ultimately successful, as a blindfolded man was led from the quickly targeted house with no shots fired.
This chaotic initiative highlights one of the strengths and weaknesses of the fledgling Iraqi security forces in Fallujah, particularly the Iraqi Army. Their aggression bordering on recklessness signals problems with command and control: planning, coordinated execution and battlefield communication. The marines think that this proclivity signals a need for more training, as well as results from cultural differences – one American remarked that “when your entire life has been spent fearing death, your concept of planning and self-preservation is a bit different.”
“Insh’allah,” as they say: “if God wills it.”
On the plus side, they’re motivated and brave. Lt. Col. Fisher believes that this is one of the better problems to have, citing the old Marine saying, “it’s better to have to reel them in than have to push them out the door.”

He has plenty of pictures of the efforts in Fallujah as well. Be sure to read the whole post, and drop a few dollars in the tip jar to help him defray the enormous personal expense of his trip.
UPDATE: Chris Muir of Day By Day is also embedding this month; his comic strip will go into a “Best Of” mode for the next few weeks.
Also, I haven’t had a chance to mention it, but please read Scott Johnson’s post about the invocation at the Democratic National Committee meeting last Friday by an imam who called for the end of “oppression and occupation”, the traditional language of Muslims who want an end to Israel. Robert Spencer has more. I’ll try to return to this subject later.

Nice Guys Finish First

We’ve all heard the Leo Durocher saying, “Nice guys finish last,” a tenet by which Durocher lived his life as manager of both the Brooklyn Dodgers and New York Giants. Too often in sports (and business, and politics, etc etc etc) we celebrate the successes of the sharks — those people whose drive to win pushes them past any sense of ethics and humanity, and the lesson always seems to be that only the obsessed win in life. That’s why it becomes so important to tell the stories of those who reach the pinnacle without leaving their humanity behind — and such is the case with Tony Dungy, the soft-spoken man who persevered and won a Super Bowl:

Sportswriters cover so many jerks, egomaniacs and sometimes even criminals that when a person of such high quality as Dungy finds success we can’t help but enjoy it.
Dungy is fair, he is candid, he is helpful, he is genuine. He is a man who repeatedly talks about his Christian faith without seeming overly preachy, nor hypocritical. He lives his life exactly according to the values he espouses.
“You see that soft-spokenness,” Dungy’s wife, Lauren, said. “The calmness, the humbleness, the man that’s in control, a man that has a job and wants to do it and do it well. Not necessarily to get credit for it, it’s a family coming together to make a championship team.
“The way he has done it, that’s to play a game with intensity, to play without compromising. To go out and play on the field and not have to compromise with the cussing and carrying on that often happens, we often see with coaches.”
In the twisted world of the NFL, those qualities were sometimes seen as detrimental, that he wasn’t tough enough or mean enough or inspirational enough to get his team to the Super Bowl. A string of playoff disappointments were all it took to make the case, a mediocre 7-8 postseason record in Indianapolis and Tampa Bay.

It should be noted that many of these same qualities also resided on the other side of the field in Lovie Smith, the Chicago Bears head coach. It seems that this could have been called the Super Nice Bowl. It may have been the first Super Bowl to feature two African-American head coaches, but it also might be the first in some time to feature two head coaches with such overt Christian faith informing their leadership of their respective teams.
J.A. Adande writes a good column on Dungy, covering his commitment to live his life by his faith and to treat his players with respect at all times. He misses one point that perhaps Adande wanted to leave out on purpose, but it bears noting as an example of Dungy’s commitment. One of Dungy’s sons committed suicide in December 2005, a tragedy that could have shaken Dungy’s faith and transformed him into a bitter man. Instead, he considered it a “test” and one to overcome, and he did so painfully but keeping himself as grounded as anyone could possibly be under the circumstances.
The better team won the game last night, but more importantly, one of the best men in the league finally got his due. Congratulations, Coach Dungy, and thank you for the example and the challenge you have set for all of us. Nice guys can finish first — they just have to work hard and be true to themselves to do so.

Surge Delay Is Deadly: Iraq

Both Shi’ite and Sunni Iraqi leaders want the US to accelerate the deployment for the new surge strategy in Baghdad. Shi’ites blame the US for not filling the power vacuum quickly enough after the Mahdi Army started to flee the capital, leaving them exposed for the Sunni bombing that killed 135 people this weekend. The Sunnis want the US in place to keep the situation from deteriorating even further:

A growing number of Iraqis blamed the United States on Sunday for creating conditions that led to the worst single suicide bombing in the war, which devastated a Shiite market in Baghdad the day before. They argued that slowness in completing the vaunted new American security plan has made Shiite neighborhoods much more vulnerable to such horrific attacks.
The chorus of critics said the new plan, which the Americans have barely started to execute, has emasculated the Mahdi Army, the Shiite militia that is considered responsible for many attacks on Sunnis, but which many Shiites say had been the only effective deterrent against sectarian reprisal attacks in Baghdad’s Shiite neighborhoods. Even some Iraqi supporters of the plan, such as Hoshyar Zebari, the Iraqi foreign minister who is a Kurd, said delays in implementing it have caused great disappointment.
In advance of the plan, which would flood Baghdad with thousands of new American and Iraqi troops, many Mahdi Army checkpoints were dismantled and its leaders are either in hiding or under arrest. With no immediate influx of new security forces to fill the void, Shiites say, Sunni militants and other anti-Shiite forces have been emboldened to plot the type of attack that obliterated the bustling Sadriya market in central Baghdad on Saturday, killing at least 135 people and wounding more than 300 from a suicide driver’s truck bomb.
“A long time has passed since the plan was announced,” Basim Shareef, a Shiite member of Parliament, said Sunday. “But so far security has only deteriorated.”

That’s not much of an argument, but it does point out the effectiveness of the Mahdi Army in terrorizing the Sunni population in Baghdad. Had the Mahdis wanted to play a constructive role in Iraqi security, they could have allowed Iraqi Army units to take over their positions, along with the American troops already in Baghdad. However, their attacks on both forces over the last year meant that they knew they would be targets themselves, which is one of the reasons they had to flee when the new strategy was announced.
Sunnis, meanwhile, want a dominating outside force to hit the ground in Baghdad to force an end to the war that has broken out between the factions:

Iraq’s Sunni vice-president has urged Washington to speed up the deployment of extra US troops to stop what he called “round the clock” killing.
Tariq Hashimi told the BBC that previous security drives had failed because they had too few combat troops. …
Mr Hashimi, Iraq’s most senior Sunni politician, said if promised troops did not materialise soon, the situation could deteriorate even further.
He was also scathing about the Iraqi government’s own response to the violence, saying it was slow and unprofessional, while he blamed the increase in attacks on Iran, arguing that the recent bombings were so large a government had to be involved.

Both sides of the sectarian divide now believe that the surge strategy not only can work, but is the only one that has a chance of ending the sectarian violence wracking the capital. However, thanks to an extended Senate debate, the movement of those troops may yet be in jeopardy. While the Bush administration has pledged to move forward even in the face of a no-confidence resolution, Congress may yet suspend the funds necessary to carry it out.
These reports demonstrate why the Founding Fathers, in their wisdom, did not create Congress as commander-in-chief of the armed forces, especially during wartime. With the Mahdi Army disappearing from view, the time is ripe to drop an overwhelming force of American and Iraqi forces (especially the latter) into Baghdad to start clearing and holding territory and establishing some trust in the rule of law. The delay only makes that latter task more difficult as it encourages second-tier groups to fill the void left by the Mahdi retreat and the Coalition delay.
Hesitation causes the worst problems in wartime. Once a strategy has been announced, one’s enemies will start adjusting immediately to it, which is one reason why announcing intentions is not a good idea in the first place. However, the political situation here in the US dictated that the Bush administration go public with its plans. Congress needs to get out of the way so that we can implement that strategy before it’s too late for it to have any chance of success. Even both sides of the sectarian divide in Iraq see that much.

A Split On Al-Qaeda

The classified portion of the National Intelligence Estimate downplays the effect of al-Qaeda in Iraq, declaring them to be a small minority of the Sunni terrorists. However, four of the sixteen intelligence agencies dissented from this view, including the intel units of the two forces fighting in Iraq. They believe that the Sunni insurgencies have been almost completely co-opted by AQI:

In a division reminiscent of the intelligence debates before the Iraq war, America’s war fighters and satellite imagery experts have issued a formal dissent on one of the National Intelligence Estimate’s most important judgments.
Disputing the view that Al Qaeda plays only a small role in the overall Sunni insurgency in Iraq, four of America’s 16 intelligence agencies have obliged the Directorate of National Intelligence to provide a formal dissent to the 90-page classified Iraq assessment issued last week.
Those agencies include the Treasury Department’s Office of Intelligence and Analysis, the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, and the military intelligence bureaus of the Army and Marines.
According to two sources familiar with the addendum, the dissenters argue that the Baathist wing of the umbrella Sunni terrorist group has ceded authority to Abu Ayoub al-Masri, the leader of Al Qaeda in Iraq who replaced Abu Musab al-Zarqawi.
The majority view, endorsed by the CIA, the National Security Agency, the State Department, and others, holds that a majority of the Sunni insurgency is still comprised of Baathists and Sunni nationalists.

The unclassified NIE had only the barest hint of this internal dissent on AQI. The group, which pledges itself to the leadership of Osama bin Laden, only gets two mentions in the nine-page document, but both are prominent highlights of examples of terrorist groups. The first equates AQI with the Mahdi Army in the ability to keep sectarian violence stoked, while the second mentions AQI as primary among Sunni factions in the complex stew that comprises the overall violence.
The dissenters rely on a new assessment of the Mujahideen Shura Council, an umbrella group that at one time had AQI as a component. This group models itself on Hamas in its attempt to provide social services to the Sunnis in Iraq as a means of gaining political power. The Army and Marine Corps, as well as the other two dissenting agencies, believe that the MSC has been taken over completely by AQI, granting al-Qaeda leadership over all Sunni terrorist factions, including the Ba’athist remnants of Saddam’s former regime. Marine Colonel Peter Devlin warned that AQI had won control of the MSC as part of its takeover in Anbar in September 2006, in the testimony that the Washington Post at the time said had told Congress that Anbar was close to being lost.
This is no mere academic exercise. If AQI has taken over control of the Sunni terrorists, then it gives strength to the Bush administration’s argument that Iraq remains a central front in the war against al-Qaeda. If not, that argument has less direct evidence and has to rely on painting Iraq as a central battlefront in the overall war against radical Islamist terrorists of all stripes. That difference is as subtle as the dissent within in the intelligence community, but likely to have a grave impact on American resolve in Iraq.

Talk About A Reach

Super Bowl commercials generate a lot of foolish analysis, perhaps as much foolishness as contained in the advertisements. This year provided plenty of that in several varieties, reflecting the efforts of ad agencies to make the biggest impression in their greatest competitive event. However, none of it comes close to matching the idiocy of the analysis provided by the New York Times, whose ad analyst blamed the war in Iraq for making commercials more violent:

No commercial that appeared last night during Super Bowl XLI directly addressed Iraq, unlike a patriotic spot for Budweiser beer that ran during the game two years ago. But the ongoing war seemed to linger just below the surface of many of this year’s commercials.
More than a dozen spots celebrated violence in an exaggerated, cartoonlike vein that was intended to be humorous, but often came across as cruel or callous.
For instance, in a commercial for Bud Light beer, sold by Anheuser-Busch, one man beat the other at a game of rock, paper, scissors by throwing a rock at his opponent’s head.
In another Bud Light spot, face-slapping replaced fist-bumping as the cool way for people to show affection for one another. In a FedEx commercial, set on the moon, an astronaut was wiped out by a meteor. In a spot for Snickers candy, sold by Mars, two co-workers sought to prove their masculinity by tearing off patches of chest hair.
There was also a bank robbery (E*Trade Financial), fierce battles among office workers trapped in a jungle (CareerBuilder), menacing hitchhikers (Bud Light again) and a clash between a monster and a superhero reminiscent of a horror movie (Garmin).
It was as if Madison Avenue were channeling Doc in “West Side Story,” the gentle owner of the candy store in the neighborhood that the two street gangs, the Jets and Sharks, fight over. “Why do you kids live like there’s a war on?” Doc asks plaintively. (Well, Doc, this time, there is.)

Oh, for Pete’s sake. Did any of the commercials feature IEDs or suicide bombers? How does a face slap equate to the battle against religious fanatics in Baghdad? How do two hitchikers holding beer, an axe, and a chainsaw evoke the street-by-street battles in Anbar?
The answer is that they don’t. Commercials have used cartoon violence or hints of it for years. Cartoons have used it for decades. Stuart Elliott uses a reference (West Side Story) that comes from over forty years ago, when the US wasn’t involved in any war, to illustrate his point — even though nothing we saw last night even approaches the warlike violence in the play and movie.
His stupidest — and that’s not too strong a term — argument comes from the Prudential commercials, which asked “What can a rock do?” Prudential has been singing “Get a piece of the rock” for as long as I have been alive, and the obvious reference was to their longtime icon and not Baghdad. Anyone arguing a connection between “a rock” and “Iraq” reveals much more about their own biases and agendas than that of these innocent commercials.
Where does the Times find these writers? Do they just troll the crowds at International ANSWER rallies, or do they have to advertise to find such inanity? (via Hot Air)

Gee, You Think?

The New York Times reports that the Palestinians have begun to sense what a public relations disaster their civil war has become. At the same time they demand recognition as a state, they have proven that they cannot hold one together. Of course, Palestinian academics always know who to blame for their culture of death:

The fierce internal clashes between Palestinian factions have shocked many Palestinians and Arab governments, who fear that the continuing bloodshed is damaging the Palestinian image before the world, Palestinians say.
“This fighting affects everyone’s morale,” said Daoud Kuttab, a Palestinian analyst who teaches at Al Quds University here. “We always felt we had this one big asset, our social unity as Palestinians, but to see it shredding, with lives being shed without much concern, is horrible. We’ve lost a lot of sensitivity to these deaths, to those killed by the Israelis and ourselves.”
Even as the Bush administration has moved in its second term to try for significant progress toward peace, Palestinians say their own infighting is making it too easy for Israel to argue that the time is not right to promote a Palestinian state.

Did you get that? Their insensitivity to death comes from all of the Palestinians killed by Israelis, rather than the countless men, women, and children killed by Palestinian terrorists since Yasser Arafat first formed the PLO. Their culture of death comes from the Israelis and not their own twisted culture that lionizes lunatics who blow up pizzerias and falafel stands.
Kuttab doesn’t even have the excuse of ignorance for these comments. The scholar noted that the violence increased exponentially when the Israelis did what the Palestinians demanded — withdraw from Gaza. Instead of taking the opportunity to demonstrate their ability to govern, they showed themselves incapable of any sort of self-control, and the only leadership that they have created are terrorist warlords.
They have made their own bed over five decades of terrorism and self-immolation. They have no one to blame but themselves.

British Jews Repudiate Israel

Claiming that they cannot abide the occupation, Jewish academics in Britain have decided that they value the human rights of Palestinians above the right of Israel to exist. At least, that’s the question as they see it:

A group of prominent British Jews will today declare independence from the country’s Jewish establishment, arguing that it puts support for Israel above the human rights of Palestinians.
Independent Jewish Voices will publish an open letter on the Guardian’s Comment is Free website calling for a freer debate about the Middle East within the Jewish community. Among the more than 130 signatories are Stephen Fry, Harold Pinter, Mike Leigh, Jenny Diski and Nicole Farhi, as well as leading academics such as Eric Hobsbawm and Susie Orbach.
“We come together in the belief that the broad spectrum of opinion among the Jewish population of this country is not reflected by those institutions which claim authority to represent the Jewish community as a whole,” the letter says. Jewish leaders in Britain, it argues “put support for the policies of an occupying power above the human rights of an occupied people” in conflict with Jewish principles of justice and compassion.
The statement does not name the institutions it is criticising. But one signatory, Brian Klug, an Oxford philosopher, writing an accompanying article on Comment is Free, singles out the Board of Deputies of British Jews for calling itself “the voice of British Jewry” while devoting “much of the time and resources of its international division to the defence of Israel”.

That’s a false comparison, and these academics should know better. The reason Israel occupies that land is because the Arabs twice used it to attack Israel, and Jordan lost it the second time. The Israelis would love to have it off their hands, but the Palestinians refuse to negotiate with them for a state while recognizing Israel’s right to exist. Instead, they have conducted over a decade of terrorist attacks on Israeli civilians inside and outside of the occupied territories, a rather good example of “human rights” violations.
It’s not difficult to see where the sympathies of this group lies. One of the members proposed to the board of the Institute of Jewish Policy Research that they demand the creation of a single state, eliminating the right of Jews to return to the new non-Israel and rejecting the Jewish nature of the nation. This isn’t just a declaration of specific criticisms against Israeli policy; it’s a rejection of Israel’s right to exist.
I would agree that some critics of Israeli policies get unfairly labeled as anti-Semites. However, those who want to destroy the state of Israel can’t complain about earning that label, no matter their own religion or ethnicity.

Super Bowl XLI: Live Blog

Since I’m going to watch the game and check on the latest in the news, I figured I’d do a bit of a laissez-faire live blog. I’ll update it during the pre-game, game, and post-game, but on a low-intensity basis. The opening Gloria Estefan number and its wretched excess convinced me I had to make at least a few comments. This should be a lot of fun, especially since I don’t have the pressure of having the Steelers in the game … which is a transparent effort to put the best possible face on the 8-8 season Pittsburgh had this year.
4:58 CT – I’m not sure what the point of the Estefan act was, but has anyone seen a weirder looking routine? I’m guessing that the theme was that even though we’re rooting for different teams, we’re really all the same … spectators, I guess.
4:59 – Today’s the First Mate’s birthday. We went out for a nice brunch, but since the wind-chill factor this weekend has hovered around -30, she has decided that we’ll celebrate another time.
5:10 – Non-XLI item: So how good is John Edwards’ vetting squad? Apparently, they need a little work. Hiring a blogger that has this much in the Google cache says something about the competence of Edwards’ campaign management, and that something isn’t Good Job.
5:25 – The NFC has won the coin flip ten years in a row now, but they’ve lost 7 of the 9 games played in that span. I’m sticking to my prediction of 31-24 Colts …
5:27 – “This game is brought to you on HDTV.” Well, not to me! I spelled HDTV C-P-A-C this year …
5:28 – Hester hits the runback jackpot on the first pull. You suppose Indy will kick it directly to him the next time?
5:34 – Not a great start for Indy, is it? A special-teams breakdown and an interception.
5:47 – Did Chicago forget to cover Reggie Wayne? It looks like they did, and Peyton hung in there to get him all alone. However, it still looks like Indy’s snakebit: they blew a PAT. Not exactly championship play here. Now, will they kick it to Hester?
5:50 – Did Chicago not think to put their hands team on the kick return? I guess not. Oops!
5:52 – Jeez, these are the two best teams in the NFL? It looks like Keystone Kops Take Miami.
5:59 – The Carlos Mencia commercial so far looks the best, although one has to give props to Oprah and David Letterman. I miss Uma, though …
6:06 – No one wants a piece of the rock, tonight. Both defenses are hitting hard!
6:09 – You absolutely punt under those circumstances. There’s no gray zone here. It’s a ground-position game.
6:15 – This is why Indy punted. They have the field position advantage now. It was a crazy first quarter, but I’d expect Indy to settle down now, and get back to ball control offense.
6:18 – Is it just me, or are most of these commercials old news? Even the new Go Daddy commercial is just the same old crap. They’re not exactly my favorite sponsor anyway — a lot of spammers get their domains from Go Daddy, and they won’t exercise any control over them.
6:24 – The Garmin commercial so far is the worst. Power Rangers? Pul-leeze.
6:29 – Colts defense looks pretty good so far.
6:33 – You think that all of these foggy, wet lens shots have HDTV viewers really pissed off?
6:34 – Indy takes the lead for the first time by going to the run. Dominique Rhodes shows that Indy can play hardnosed football, too.
6:45 – Indy’s playing pretty tough on both sides of the ball. They’re about to control the last few minutes of the first half, and after the opening kickoff, it’s been pretty much all Indy. Manning’s been looking solid, even though Grossman has avoided the big mistake so far.
6:50 – Turnover! That’ll kill the big Mo.
6:51 – Not if Grossman has his way. Ball back to Indy, and back to the Colts’ grinding offense.
6:56 – Vinatieri missed a field goal! Yikes! Call Mike Vanderjagt! That may give the Bears a lift, but it won’t change the domination that Indy put on them in the first half.
7:07 – So I guess Prince couldn’t even spring for a hair stylist for his big Super Bowl moment, huh? And how smart is it to have hundreds of fans run onto the field when the Colts and Bears have another half to play on it?
7:13 – Prince is doing a great job as the halftime entertainer, much better than I would have expected.
7:32 – Indy back in the same groove, making the plays to extend their drives and keep the Bears D on the field.
7:37 – I didn’t know that they could challenge for the number of men on the field. Maybe Dungy should have remained ignorant of it, too.
7:39 – Indy gets a field goal and makes it a five-point lead. If the Colts defense can get another three-and-out, the Bears are in deep guano.
7:47 – Deep, embarrassing guano. Rex runs a Riegel — twice — and gives the ball back to the Colts in good field position.
7:53 – Indy ran it down the Bears’ throats, but for some reason started throwing it from the 10-yard line twice instead of sticking with what’s working. They’re going to have to kick the FG instead.
7:55 – The Bears almost gave them four more downs from the 1. Their discipline is breaking down …
7:57 – The Charles Barkley commercial was pretty good. I lived in Phoenix when he played with the Suns, and he owned that town.
7:58 – Indy’s discipline needs a little work, too. Also, if they’re going to kick it that short, why not just kick it out of bounds and have it on the Chicago 40?
8:04 – So the Bears got it on the Colts 40, and only could move it 14 yards. Not exactly impressive. They’re not going to get those kinds of chances much in this half.
8:19 – The Bears got hit with their first painful penalty — a holding call that wiped out a nifty run.
8:21 – Grossman Strikes Again! He throws it at the wrong jersey and gives up six, the first TD scored in over 30 minutes of game time. Chicago will challenge it, but they’re going to lose it and be left with one time out left.
8:32 – Grossman Strikes Again … Again! He hung one up when he had the Bears moving, on a first-down play. Dumb play, and that’s why I thought Indy would beat the Bears.
8:43 – Indy needed to score on that possession, and the Bears have moved the ball since the punt. They have to face a 4th-and-8 in order to stay in the game.
8:46 – The Bears lost their opportunity to win the game on that dropped 4th-down pass. Grossman put it where it needed to be, but Clark just couldn’t come down with it.
8:48 – Who gets the MVP if the score stays the same? Peyton? Rhodes? Either one would do.
8:54 – Huh. 4th down at the 17. Should Indy try for the field goal?
8:58 – Peyton finally gets off the schneid, and so does Dungy. The Colts dominated the Bears, and not just because of Rex Grossman. We’ll see who gets MVP. I’m betting Rhodes.
9:10 – I think Shula was the last Colts coach to win the Super Bowl, too. Interesting …
9:13 – “There’s also social significance to this victory …” Dungy had a great answer, saying he was more proud that two Christian coaches could win “the Lord’s way”.
9:14 – Peyton gets the MVP, and he gets the Caddy, too.
9:16 – Andy corrects me in the comments; Shula took the Colts to Super Bowl III and lost it to the Jets. He wasn’t with them when they won Super Bowl V.
9:17 – Fabulous game, and I’m not surprised to see the Colts prevail. Their defense really jelled in the last few weeks, and Peyton is too good a field general to lose to Rex Grossman. This game was won in Indianapolis, in the second half of the Patriots game.
Thanks for sticking around all night — hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!