Captain’s Caption Contest #12 – Global Warming Edition!

It’s Friday, and so it must be time for the next Captain’s Caption Contest! In honor of the new Roland Emmerich film, The Day After Tomorrow, Captain’s Quarters has adjusted its normal contest material in order to highlight the terrible global warming problem that faces our planet. In an exclusive (yeah, sure), CQ has identified a major source of hot, noxious gas — and all we need is your description of the image:

It looks like John Kerry can breathe a sigh of relief this week!
The contest stays open until 6 PM CT on Tuesday, June 1, at which time our guest judge will decide which of your entries wins out. Enter as often as you like, no purchase necessary, winner need not be present to win, bribes freely accepted … you know the drill. Make sure you put your entry into the comments section — e-mail will be shredded, set on fire, and force-fed to Michael Moore.
Have fun and let the captioning commence!
BUMP 5/29 – Edward Yee will be our guest judge this week, and Edward will have a job ahead — we’ve already received 61 entries! Keep ’em coming …
BUMP 5/30: Great stuff so far! …
BUMP 5/31: Hey, we’re on our way to burying poor Edward in work! Don’t forget to drop by his blog and check it out …
COMMENTS CLOSED: Thanks for all of your great entries! We’re calling for the judge now …