Captain’s Caption Contest #7!

It’s Friday — time for a new Captain’s Caption Contest! We have an intriguing selection by this week’s guest judge, Gerbera Tetra, the place for bad commentary, bad ideas, bad motives and bad jokes. GT wants to challenge us all with this eerie image:

You know what to do — post your best caption lines in the comments section of this post (no e-mails, please), enter as often as you like, no purchase necessary, winner need not be present when selected, blah blah blah. We’ll keep the contest open until Tuesday 4/27 6 PM CT, when GT will select the winners.
Just remember — if you want to win, don’t hide your light under a bushel … step out of the shadows and give it your best shot!
BUMP 4/24: We already have a ton of great entries, but keep it up — very impressive so far …
BUMP 4/25: I slept in today (in Irish, you sleep out, not in — trivia points!), so I’ve lost some blogging time. I’ll post more after the honey-do list for today is complete, but in the meantime keep posting your excellent captions! …
BUMP 4/26: Apparently, today will be a light-blogging day as well, but be sure to get your entries in ahead of the Tuesday 6 PM CT deadline …
COMMENTS CLOSED 4/27: Thanks for a whole boatload of great entries! The judge is putting them under a harsh light as we speak …