Caption Contest Winners!

With The Sopranos about to start, it’s time to announce the winners of the latest Caption Contest. Just to remind everyone, the subject was this photograph of John Negroponte and Michael Hayden conferring over a pitcher of water:

Here are the winners:
1st place — Keaukina: “It’s a very important test– you drink it all down, then they see if you leak…”
2nd place — Hurricane567: Here we see DNI John Negroponte and Gen. Michael Hayden bracing themselves for Washington’s 6th Annual Head Butt Days.
3rd place — Bar Code King: “Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon… er, Minoxodil?”
Honorable Mention #1 — Billyoblog: “Oh, by the way, you’re not related to anybody named Tom, are you ?”
Honorable Mention #2 — Liberal Goodman: “Let’s try it again. First lean right together, then left TOGETHER.”
Comments will remain open to honor the winners, slander the judge, come up with more flashes of wit, or for other lunatic rants. Thanks to all who entered, and I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!