Ladybug, ladybug, fly the hell away from me

Yeah, I came home from visiting my wife at the hospital tonight, and had to kill a half-dozen of these little suckers before I went to bed. I haven’t been bit yet, at least not to my knowledge, but they’re everywhere, and I’m surprised that it was only that many inside. These aren’t the red variety; they’re Asian lady beetles. Not too much difference, just the color.

Lady beetles pose no danger to humans, although they do bite. “They’ll land on you and taste-test you to see if you’re food,” Hahn said. “It’s more of a pinch, although they can break the skin. There’s no disease associated with them, and they’re not drinking your blood. . . . They don’t mean to be attacking us. They don’t know any better.”

Well, that’s comforting.