Keep Linda Happy — Refund Your Tickets Now!

In keeping with Linda Ronstadt’s assertion that she can’t enjoy her concerts whenever Republicans or “fundamentalist Christians” are in her audience, I’ve launched Operation Thrill Linda — a service to keep Ronstadt’s job satisfaction high as she goes through the twilight of her career. How can you help? If you have tickets to a Linda Ronstadt concert in any of these cities in the next week, be sure to cancel them and get your money refunded:
7/22 – Livermore, CA (Wente Vineyards)
7/23 – Saratoga, CA (Montalvo)
7/24 – San Rafael, CA (Marin Center)
7/27 – Seattle, WA (Summer Nights At The Pier)
Don’t forget, you’re not just avoiding an evening of lackluster performance and forgettable music, you’re helping make a less fortunate, aging, scatterbrained entertainer happy. 100 people in Los Angeles made the sacrifice for Linda — won’t you do your part, too? (Brought to you in coordination with Sharp As A Marble and Ipse Dixit)

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