Captain’s Caption Contest #34: That Certain Je Ne Sais Quoi Edition

It’s Friday, so it must be time for another Captain’s Caption Contest! Now that the election is over, the surprising results have caused some of our “friends” overseas to rethink their positions regarding George Bush and the US. This group of stalwart supporters of all things American put their heads together today to determine their new strategy:

What did Jacques Chirac say to Luis Zapatero, Josep Borrell, and Jose Manuel Barroso? You tell me — enter your best caption into the comments on this post! NO e-mailed entries, please! E-mailed entries will be entered onto provisional ballots and destroyed surreptitiously by Karl Rove’s evil minions. The contest will end on Sunday, November 7th at 8 pm CT, when our guest judge will select the winners.
Let the games begin!