Remember the scene from Blade Runner where Decker interrogates suspects to determine whether they’re replicants? Well, it turns out that an implant check largely follows the same kind of procedures:
KR: When you see a New York Times editoral, how does it make you feel?
CQ: Sad, as though something once brilliant has died and still doesn’t realize it … like the network news programs.
KR: It’s working!
Come on … secretly you knew that this really happens, didn’t you?
Addendum: We kid, Karl, we kid. We kid because the implant told me to do so.
UPDATE: Oh, let’s have more fun at my expense. Let’s make this a Caption Contest. Be sure to put your entries in the comments section — no e-mail entries, please! — and I’ll pick a winner by Sunday night.
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We Call It Voight-Kampff For Short
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