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April 14, 2004
Caption Contest #6 Winners!

The Captain has to apologize for a delay-of-game penalty -- with all of the show prep for our fill-in appearance on the Hugh Hewitt show, I've been thrown for a loss in this game! With Bill from INDC Journal running interference, though, we've picked the winners for the latest Caption Contest. Just to jog the memory, here's the picture:

Captain's Award (Touchdown) -- Robert the Llama Butcher:

While on a tour of crucial battleground states in the midwest, Senator Kerry was unpleasantly surprised to to discover that "Punt, Pass and Kick" is not just the Democratic Party national security policy.

You Have The Conn #1 (The Bomb) -- Cassandra:

"Do I catch it, or let it go...catch it, or let it go...damn I wish those poll results were in!"

You Have The Conn #2 (Student Body Left) -- Eric:

That quarterback has thrown the most reckless, arrogant pass in pick-up football history!

You Have The Conn #3 (Field Goal) -- Rick:

Most likely thing that John Kerry actually said : * I don't drop balls...That sonofabitch clipped me!

Report to Sick Bay/Injured Reserve (On The Double) -- Pile On:

John honey, I didn't know you enjoyed football so much, I thought your ohhh ohhh ohhh face was something special just between us.--Theresa

Thanks for a whole league of great responses -- Bill and I had a tough time working our way through all of them! As always, comments will remain open on this post so that the winners can gloat, everyone else can disparage Bill's eyesight and my parentage, and others can put in post-contest entries to amaze their friends and confound their enemies.

Remember, if anyone wants to guest judge the next Caption Contest, send me a photo for the contest by e-mail ...

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