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December 17, 2004
Braving The Shopping Frontier

My father, the Admiral Emeritus, is visiting this weekend and I'll be joining him shortly for lunch at the Mall of America, the largest US insane asylum for holiday shoppers. Later, we're taking him and his wife out for a holiday sleigh ride and bonfire dinner in Jordan at Minnesota Harvest (pictures certain to be forthcoming!).

I'l be back on the blog later, but in the meantime, read this hilarious post about the Vagina Monologues by the Anchoress:

My vagina and me, we're just fine as we are. My vagina is exclusive - do you hear me, EXCLUSIVE - given over for the enthusiastic romping and procreating of one good man, and the deliverance of two blessed other good young men. My vagina is no weeping sister of eternal caterwauling! I do not have to keep my legs crossed in order to muffle the sound of its distress! The walls of my vagina do not thwack together in hiccuping hysteria and hyperventilation at the cruelty of men and unenlightened women. Tampons are my friends! My non-queer, unagendized, non-inclusive, politically incorrect, focused warrior vagina could beat hell out of any other pansy-assed, whiney, mediocre, liberal vagina in the whole wide world!

In fact, I am ready to launch my barbaric yawp of a vagina into the University of Oregon's neighbor, Washington State, where the ongoing attempt to steal a Gubernatorial election for the Democrats is starting to really piss my vagina off!

Watch out, King County! Be sure to read the entire hilarious essay -- it's a classic. Back later.

UPDATE: Thanks to the several grammatical correction posts and e-mails, I have changed "he" to "him". Yes, I know the difference, but I was typing very fast to get out to the mall ...

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Posted by Ed Morrissey at December 17, 2004 1:09 PM

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