Captain's Quarters -

A real balls-up. Or is that balls-gone? What do you do with such a cock-up. Or again is that cock-down? Enough?

At least somebody had the balls to do what the guy asked.

Sorry; all I can say is "Ai-yi-yi! WHAT AN IDIOT!"

That's just nuts.

"Balls", said the queen, "if I had them I'd be King". "Nay" said the Jack, "it takes twelve inches to be a Ruler."

Chronic scrotal or testicular pain defying diagnosis is not an uncommon complaint. The possible etiologies of treatable causes are numerous, but once these are exhausted, a not-small group remains with chronic pain that cannot be treated. Some get addicted to narcotics. Some, like this guy, try to get someone to do a surgery. As here, however, most MDs refuse, because he will quite likely have chronic pain despite the procedure.

To solve this case, the police need to follow the bouncing ball.

See you later Hillary, Edwards and Obama.

Mr. Angus is the Democrat candidate for President.

The rest of you are just gelded in spirit, thought and accomplishments.

This guy is the real deal.

Democrats unite! You have nothing to lose but your testicles!

But then again, why pass up an opportunity like this???

What a cock up! I realize that having that much pain really sucks balls (maybe his wife was a real ball breaker), but only a peckerhead would trust some dick he doesn't know to perform surgery on him. He's lucky that he didn't get an infection; apparently, they gloved up. However, if he keeps jerking off the cops, his nuts will be in a sling because I'm sure that the "surgeons" aren't going to be left holding the sack.

I seem to recall stories about the cannibalistic serial killers cooking up certain parts first. Sometimes they even fed them to the victims.
Could these "surgeons" be Jeffrey Dalmers who choose not to kill?
Does red or white wine go with flambayed testes?

Making a move on Matt Drudge with this story Ed?

Making puns on a story such as this would just be gelding the lily...

Kevin Fleming, your comedy needs work.

I propose that we send his name for consideration to the Darwin Awards. Although still alive, he fits the main criteria and would never be able to reproduce thus maintaining the purity of the national gene pool.

:)

I propose that we send his name for consideration to the Darwin Awards. Although still alive, he fits the main criteria and would never be able to reproduce thus maintaining the purity of the national gene pool.

:)

Somehow I just don't find any of this funny. Shame on all of you.

Chris Balsz Jr

Note to self: Learn from this. Do not, I repeat DO NOT solicit folks over the internet for my much needed penile shortening.

There was a poor lad from St. Paul
Who was not all that much on the ball
They took off his testicles
Scrotum, epydidimus and vesicles
And he'll be a Soprano this fall.

The guy should have found someone with some veternary training. It is a very simple procedure.

I worry that he found some gonzo nut cases to do the work.

Oh balls, can't think of a thing to say.

Ah,
"Nuts" ....

philw's post made me LOL

I realize this story about Mr. Angus is no "bull," but I'm going to "steer" clear of it...

Note to Saint Paul residents: If someone offers you a serving of Rocky Mountain Oysters in the near future, just say no!

The ideal operation for fence-sitters.

There once was a man from St. Paul
...

What a ballsy thing to do...

Hmmm, testicles removed by a team of masked people.... Sure it wasn't the IRS?

Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.

What a ballsy thing to do...

Hmmm, testicles removed by a team of masked people.... Sure it wasn't the IRS?

There was an article in the New England Journal of Medicine about 20 yrs ago, a case report on a graduate student in his late 20s who, after extensive library research, used mirrors and meticulous surgical technique to remove his testes, with alcohol to dull the pain. Motive was to free himself of obsessive sexual thoughts. Didn't work. A year later, after further research on sexual hormones, and still obsessing, he accomplished a bilateral adrenalectomy on himself WITHOUT ASSISTANCE, again with alcohol as analgesic. This took him about 18 hours, he was too exhausted to close his abdominal incision, swathed his abdomen in sterile wraps and presented himself to a Mass. hospital for further care. Under anesthesia (of course) the surgeons explored his abdomen and found he had done meticulous work, equivalent to a fully trained surgeon's!

He was psychotic, of course, but what incredible endurance, commitment and skill he brought to his own mutilation. I scrubbed in on an adrenalectomy as a medical student (I'm not a surgeon), retracting bowel out of the surgeon's way, and never saw an adrenal during the 2 hour operation. He did it with mirrors!

Just thought you should know of this, Ed.

We shouldn't worry about this. He'll never have the balls to do that again.

El Coqui I would agree that is would be a Darwin Award candidate except for one thing. The story mentioned that Mr. Angus has a daughter, so he is disqualified because he has already contributed to the gene pool.

Darn:

One could only hope. Let's hope that certain trait of his psyche are only pass through male descendants.

I don't know of the numerous etiologies of treatable causes noted by Kevin Fleming. I do know of one of them. It is referred pain from a prostate infection, i.e.it has nothing to do with the testicles except for the perception that the testicles are painful. Although every MD should know this, some don't. It may be that Angus just needed an antibiotic.

This is a perfect example of what happens to a species when there are no natural predators to thin the gene pool.

This was the second illegal operation that was performed on this man. The first operation was the removal of his brain.

Dear Mr. Angus,
As to avoid confusion with regards to our previous correspondence, let me assure you that when General McAuliffe said, "Nuts!” he was not, and I repeat NOT, talking about your testicles.
Sincerely,
Texas Bob

Dear Mr. Angus,
As to avoid confusion with regards to our previous correspondence, let me assure you that when General McAuliffe said, "Nuts!” he was not, and I repeat NOT, talking about your testicles.
Sincerely,
Texas Bob

Angus, eunuchle head!

Angus, eunuchle-head!

There was an old bloke who was crackers
And had a pain in his knackers
He pleaded the docs
To whip them right off
But got it cheap-rate from some hackers

As Sid and the boys would say, "Never Mind the Bollocks"......THEY'RE GONE!

These "professionals" .... Would they happen to work for a firm called "Chock Full o'Nutz"?

The cops were told by their captain to study this case carefully, as there was going to be a teste on it later.

Poached eggs!!

Oh, hell, one more .....

The guy lives in St. Paul, but he sure ain't no Twins fan......

Mrs Angus always said he was nutless.
He just wanted to prove her right.

There was an old just about tight underwear that would work well here, but I can't seem to remember it...