October 17, 2007

We Couldn't Possibly Be This Lucky

She follows the Truthers into thinking that the government aided the 9/11 attacks. She rails against the supposed Jewish influence on American politics. She slaps DC police for doing their job. She can't even win in her own district anymore. Why not have Cynthia McKinney run for President -- and what better party to represent?

Former Rep. Cynthia McKinney (D), who lost her congressional seat last year after her publicized scuffle with a Capitol Hill police officer, registered to vote in California -- and is being pushed by some to run for president as a Green Party candidate, the AP reports. Despite McKinney posting a letter on her Web site last month, saying she is not interested in the Green Party nomination, a group called "Run! Cynthia! Run!" is trying to draft her as a candidate in California. McKinney and six other Green Party candidates, including Ralph Nader were nominated by the Green Party Convention in September, and McKinney has yet to remove her name from the ballot.

"'She's got us all guessing, but she hasn't removed her name, and that's a good sign,' said John Morton, a California Green Party delegate, 'I talked to her last week and she said she's very interested but not ready to make an announcement.'"

Oh, please, please, please, I'm begging you Green Party advocates, get Cynthia to sign on the dotted (and dotty) line. Please have her run as a third-party candidate for the Greens. Let her stand up in the debates and give her conspiracy-theory tirades and her tortured explanations for assaulting the people trying to secure Capitol Hill on her behalf. We can even give her father some screen time to explain how the Joooooooos are out to get her.

I douibt the Greens could be this foolish, but then again, they ran Ralph Nader twice. We could get lucky. This could even negate the entire foundation for Jon Stewart's Daily Show, as we could then get enough comedy through campaign coverage that Stewart would become completely redundant.

In the meantime, for those who aren't completely out of their minds, check out the 10 Questions website, set up by TechPresident and co-sponsored by Michelle Malkin and Hot Air. It's an innovative means to getting real, substantive answers to policy questions.

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Comments (13)

Posted by Scrapiron | October 17, 2007 11:18 AM

She would simply join Conyers and Lee in proving the latest DNA theory on lack of intel for people with backgrounds in Africa. Is that racist? If so, so be it. After listening to Je$$ie and $harpton over the years I'm pretty sure I've been converted to a racist in some ways, or maybe just a skeptic that these individuals are stupid regardless of race.

Posted by rbj | October 17, 2007 11:20 AM

Obviously she's doing it at the behest of Dennis Kucinich, to make him look sane by comparison.

Posted by SeniorD | October 17, 2007 11:24 AM

Having lived in Cynthia's former district (notable for the ABC - Anybody But Cynthia - signs)I can assure you, there won't be anyone in the campaign further to the Left. Of course, her presence will decidedly lower the total IQ of the Presidential Lottery Contestants.

Cynthia McKinney (and her father) are died in the wool advocates of W.E.B. DuBois and his Communist ilk. If she does run, at least we'll know one of the contestants is being truthful with the label Socialist. The other prefers 'Progressive'.

Posted by patrick neid | October 17, 2007 12:11 PM

Maxine Waters for VP.

Posted by Alex | October 17, 2007 1:04 PM

I'm sorry, did you say "Michelle Malkin" and "substantive" in the same sentence????

Posted by FedUp | October 17, 2007 1:11 PM

This would make a great sit-com, the more, the merrier... I'm waiting for Cindy Sheehan to join in... Shouldn't there be some sanity test before people can be elected to govern us?

Posted by Trubador | October 17, 2007 1:20 PM

Actually... I'm betting on Al Gore going for the Green Party nom.

Posted by Kevin | October 17, 2007 1:32 PM

Posted by Alex | October 17, 2007 1:04 PM

"I'm sorry, did you say "Michelle Malkin" and "substantive" in the same sentence????"

Actually, no. The Captain mentioned them in separate sentences.

Posted by unclesmrgol | October 17, 2007 2:15 PM

I share (as part of my real identity) the name of a once (and future?) Green Party candidate for the governorship of Michigan. The sad part is that my namesake received a whopping 0.8% of the vote (in 2002) when he first ran for that office, and 0.5% when he tried again in 2006, thus proving that the universe is no longer expanding.

He almost made me ashamed of my name, but then I realized that I almost made him ashamed of his, due to a law of physics called conservation of embarrassment, which is a corollary to Newton's laws of motion within our locally constrained fabric of Einsteinian 4-space. Of course, that does not mean that propagation of embarrassment is limited to the speed of light, because the embarrassment is a property of the fabric of space, and hence can propagate at rates far above the speed of light -- like when my aunt calls and tells me what I did on the evening news before I even knew that I did it.

Posted by NoDonkey | October 17, 2007 2:57 PM

"what better party to represent?"

The Democrat Party.

Cynthia McKinney is the Democrat Party. She's an ignorant lunatic who hates this country.

But she's not afraid to say who she is and what she believes in.

Unlike so many of the other Democrat pols.

Posted by onlineanalyst | October 17, 2007 6:08 PM

Fed Up: Cynthia and Cindy are already fellow traveling. Both took part in an "Impeach!" rally, where zombietime photographically captured the meeting of the loons. LGF has a link with the photos.

Trubador: The idea and promotion of algore as a Green party candidate is already floating around among the "Progressives". Check out this commentary: http://www.nationalledger.com/artman/publish/article_272616648.shtml
Wouldn't it be perfect karma for Ozone Al to run? His sycophants would take votes away from Madame Hillary, who wouldn't be able to destroy him through intraparty shenanigans.

Posted by The Drill SGT | October 17, 2007 7:45 PM

A minor nit:

You said: " She slaps DC police for doing their job. "

that would be US Capitol Police (e.g. Congressional Police)

Posted by sherlock | October 17, 2007 8:30 PM

I think the inclusive and diverse left should welcome as many alternate candidates as possible: Cynthia, Cindy, Ralph, Al G., Al S., Al F., Jessee, Dennis, Ned, Sully, Gleeen...

Hey Randi! Why not swear off the concrete cocktails and answer the intoxicating call of the people!?

Come one, come all! Let's fill up that big tent! YEEEAARRGGHH!

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